Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise have brought matching back, and it’s creepy. Their matching Power Suits in New York rival the grey date suits of September, but are nowhere near as strange as the jeans fiasco.

Katie’s really turning into a younger, thinner, taller version of Tom. Do you think it’s a forced thing to try to demonstrate their love publicly? There are better ways that are far less weird, and if Katie wants to stay away from the control-issue rumors (and related protests), I recommend that she back away from the slacks.