Category: Odd + Funny Author : JR Posted: October 17, 2008
Tags : football urination, funny news, odd news, pewaukee, public urination, strange news
A group of high school football players seems to have no defense when it comes to photographic evidence of an apparent mid-game public pee party.
The guys — from New Berlin Eisenhower High School, in the aptly named town of “Pewaukee,” Wisconsin — evidently let it all fly in front of parents, students, and the other team during a game’s halftime this week. And fans in the stands saw it all. (And, for some reason, decided to take pictures of it.)
The school has decided to suspend the players and their coach for one game. But complaints are still, erm, streaming in. Some parents say the team should be required to clean up the field as a punishment.
As for the teens’ story, they say the bathrooms were locked earlier in the day and they didn’t know what else to do. Evidently, walking 10 more steps to avoid whipping it out in front of the crowds didn’t come to mind.
Pewaukee TV station WTMJ wasted no time dispatching crews to cover this late-breaking story. Their report is below.
Oct 22, 2008
Funny. Someone rated this story 1. They thought it was piss poor. I thought it was golden.
I bet it was one of the pee-ers.
Nov 9, 2008
Thanks for sharing
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Dec 25, 2008
Most things are fun to do when you're in a group. But to pee in public is ridiculous. It's a good thing that the school decided to teach them a lesson.
May 3, 2009
Fucking hell. WHO GIVES A FUCK. CUNTS
Jun 10, 2009
Part of the Eisenhower football team here. I think everyone knows that's bullshit, the bathrooms were closed, and pewaukee just trying to cover up that fact the bathroom's were closed. And jesus to get so pissed over a couple of boys peeing, wow I didn't know how pathetic some parents were. And apparently they thought just because we were beating them 28-0 that we were mocking them.