Watching kids get a buzz from opening their Christmas presents? I always found that stuff kind of adorable – until this little brat opened his new Xbox 360 and promptly perforated my beautiful eardrums with his wretched yelps. Here’s hoping this thing already red-ringed. God, let’s just all picture that for a moment …

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Wonderful.

Anyway, the N64 kid (a video/meme that I did find genuinely endearing – see it here) still rules YouTube’s Over-Excited Kiddie genre. It probably helps that he didn’t thrust his penis at his new toy. Just saying.

Can’t believe I’m about to say this, but … I actually empathise with Ivana Trump.

[YouTube, via Gizmodo]