Inexperienced Nudist Acquitted After His Nervous Fidgeting Mistaken For Inappropriate Touching

As an artist, no one appreciates the drawing of the human anatomy more than me. It is beautiful, intricate, and rewarding to draw. Having drawn many nudes, and being a liberal through and through, I ask a question. Why does a 40 something year old man put his penis in a ring, smear it with some sort of health cream and walk down the street in the Castro district. I just don't get it. Stupid? Yes. Inexperienced gay? PUhleeeeze. New nudist? They have books on this. What was up with that? I mean… am I the only one to realize this?

They had to pass a law banning public nudity in SF? Unbelievable. Glad they did. soon, God will destroy GayFraccisco anyway. Repent. The time is near.

its easy, just put some clothes on like a person with common sense! nobody wants to look or see your genitals! geee

put some clothes on, nobody wants to look or see your privates,,, please!

Fluffing.

Soon, your heart will implode on itself from you eating too much. Can't even spell Francisco right you fat fuck.

I took some people fishing last year. They were inexperienced "master baiter's".

anothere one accidently rear ended another one, and it took a crow bar to gett em apart.

Religious freaks have been threatening the end of days for over 2000 years now. It sure has been a LONG end time. I wish y'all would shit or get or get off the pot!

Puhlease…it if smells like dog poo, looks like dog poo, and tastes like dog poo…it's dog poo. What was this judge thinking in entertaining the idea that a nude man, standing in public, "adjusting" himself and carrying lotion, wasn't trying to make a statement regarding the decision he was protesting? Foolishness on all parts, in my opinion.

idiot

ha I saw what you did there

how can you be inexoerenced nudist when you get a bath your a nudist.

That lifetime sex offender thing is unfair and unconstitutional…There's a big difference between molesting kids for years they just have issues but men mainly that make a mistake and get caught up in the system or the law is just wrong.The letter of the law would lock up alot more of America if they were followed the spirit of the law always gets misused by police/judges to send messages or keep their jobs.One wrong turn can get you a lifetime badge of shame or jail time we get so crossed up trying to stop/punish the one lunatic that rapes and or kills one little girl or boy they destroy everyone else in the process. It just brings back the old question of getting rid of the disease you damn near kill the patients and that's our legal system…The system shouldn't be set up for judges to be voted in/out based on cases they've tried or officers getting promotions on cases they've won/lost…Grandpa said always do what's right first then worry about all else later and you'll sleep well each night….

It was all just a crazy misunderstanding.

*YAWN*

Inexperienced nudity? Was he born with clothes on.? I guess he had to be taught how to undress. Geez, is the best news you have to offer.?

He was standing ou there with his genetals hanging out so he should be arrested. If the cops in my state wouldn't stop people from doing this crap I would myself. No one except a pervert wants their spouse or kids exposed to nudity.

Inexperienced nudists? How 'bout the folks that were subjected to seeing you lubing yourself up?

You religious nutcases are always good for a laugh. Until I think about how much better the world be without you. Imagine no suicide bombers, no 9/11, no Crusades, no witch-hunts, no Indian partition, no Israeli/Palestinian wars, no Serb/Croat/Muslim massacres, no persecution of Jews as 'Christ-killers', no Northern Ireland 'troubles', no 'honor killings', no shiny-suited bouffant-haired televangelists fleecing gullible people of their money. Imagine no Taliban to blow up ancient statues, no public beheadings of blasphemers, no flogging of female skin for the crime of showing an inch of it. Yeah, religion is the answer lol.

How about the guy with the dog just looks the other way? Why's he staring at male nudists anyway?

hahahaha, yea god is a loving god, look around fool, fk u have got to be kidding, yea loving when all of those people wre swept to their death in japan, yea i could go on forever fool, wake up fool

Tim you are a lost fool, go save a killer on death row, pray for him, i have more respect for my dog than a bible belching fool, and tghat depends which verson of many we are talking about…..

Funny how some dudes wandering around the Castro with a doggy on a leash (just so they can fit in, I guess!) immediately (reflexively?) think the worst when spotting others' frontal nudity….. How feeble the "straight" man's libido!

spanking his monkey incorrectly…..

lol your name is BJ and you're a prude…. or maybe just a homophobe. Either way it's pretty funny.

You really had to make a law banning it, that is what little kids need to see, someones junk hanging out.

Friedman, could you be any more of an imbecile? Look at you, you look like a total self-indulgent slob, you have no right to criticize anyone. You're hetero, but what kind of lowlife woman would even have an utter creep like you? You think you're better than others, guess what, a-hole, you're not better than anybody.

Friedman, you're one of those insane, delusional born-again "Christians" who should NEVER HAVE BEEN BORN IN THE FIRST PLACE! What an utter degenerate!

It was a jury. It clearly says, "the jury deliberated for one day before the inexperienced nudist was acquitted".

Question: Where [on his person] does a nudist keep eczema cream?
My Bible says in Matthew 5:18– Whosoever looks upon a woman to lust after her has committed adultery with her already in his heart. Let us stand together in opposition to public nudity and get the government to start enforcing anti-pornography laws.

B.j. Friedman, You need to duck your head in the ocean 3 times and take it out twice! If you could read, you would know that all people are created in his image, we are all god's children, and god loves all of his children, even hypocrites like you!

So throwing it over your shoulder is unacceptable now?

Sooo, throwing it over your shoulder is not acceptable behavior now?

Were you born with clothes on? No you weren't! So why do you think babys are born naked? God must not have intended for people to wear clothes. If he did we would be born with clothes on. Adam and Eve only covered themselves because they were ashamed, not because they were required to!

How often do you JO, r.schwabe?

most nudists don't look very good nude.

You seem to know a lot about lubing, how often do you get poked?

Not worth a comment!

Not worth a comment!

Not worth a comment!

Look a Westboro Baptist Church member.

James Lithgow The Bible says If one dies in his sins, that is without repentance and trusting in Jesus Christ, then he will not enter the kingdom of God: Because he has rejected Jesus Christ and what He did when He died on the Cross and shed His blood for our sins; because of Adam & Eve's disobedience in the Garden of Eden. The only way to have your sins forgiven is by calling on the Name of Jesus because God put the sin of us all on Him.

Why do you draw nudes?

What about God's moral laws? How many of those have you violated? If you stand before God will you be innocent or guilty?

@James L.— You are forgetting where Adam sinned against God by eating the fruit of the tree that He told them not to… thus bringing death, disease, degradation, thorns and thistles upon all of us.

James Lithgow -not worth a comment

It took the jury a day to acquit because they spent 99% of it laughing.

It took the jury a day to acquit because they spent 99% of it laughing.

It took the jury a day to convict because they spent 99% of it laughing.

we are all guilty under the law. and we are saved by faith not works. so all are already guilty. get off your high horse.

But you made a comment…..

"Inexperienced nudist" ? How difficult is it to get yourself naked? However, you probably should not be rubbing lotion on yer junk in public you knucklehead.

He just had to "get the hang of things".

the christian right is neather.

What's up with the dude on the right's nipples?

What's up with the dude on lefts nipples?

he was cold!!! Lol……

Freaking A…I'm with you ab_tremonti!

the rear end is near?

Terry Kott , have you ever been to a museum?

Terry Kott , is eating apples wrong?

Terry Kott , is eating apples wrong?

I guessed it was in san francisco before I read the article.

It should go more like this: "I took a bunch of newbies fishing last year. I was the only master baiter in the group."

James Lithgow apparently it was.

James Lithgow going around to every comment and saying that makes you just about the most pathetic person in the world.

Brian Walden he made that comment on a whole bunch of posts here. He's pretty much the online equivalent of a 2 year old yelling "look at me. Look at me."

@ Carson Peal Not anymore in S.F. apparently.

Don Patrick – nice. I got a good chuckle out of that one.

@Flavio Martinez – Lets hope that's what it was.

If they had arrested him they probably would have been sued. There was a case like that in Fla a while ago and the Supreme Court ruled that since it was part of a protest it was okay. Not agreeing or disagreeing with you, that's just what the law is. So if I were you I wouldn't try to stop it myself since it would probably count as assault or something.

I always get confused, do you take your pants off first or your underwear. Someone please help me.

Wait…You're supposed to take your clothes off when you bathe. Aw man, I've been doing wrong all this time.

no…it should go…"I took a bunch of newbies fishing last year…boy were they shocked and impressed with my Master Baiting techniques! I think that they will definately show their friends when they get home!"

James, what if we don't subscribe to God's "intentions"? What if we just think wearing clothes is the right thing to do after centuries of doing so?

Guy shouldn't be arrested for adjusting himself. If you allow nudists to display themselves in public. Expect them to do some adjusting. If you're going to arrest em if they touch their penis. Just make it illegal to be naked in public.

Terry Kott Fuck god

so what God do you worship?

let's see, the guy's walking around with a ring strung from his neck to his dick and smearing cream over his junk whilst walking around, but offers rational excuses for all of this. So what is the point of doing it all? lock the bitch up for being another dumb american looking for a fool to hide behind.