After a comparatively quite time in fake celebrity death land, this week looks set to break new records for fake deaths with a new Lady Gaga dead rumor following on from Miley Cyrus dead rumors Sunday and Taylor Swift dead rumors yesterday.

Just for something completely different, the Lady Gaga dead rumor doesn’t involve a car crash, but something more fitting her crazy ways: one site is claiming assassination by bomb, while another report claims she died as a result of an overdose of oxycotin.

There was however a death around Lady Gaga recently: celebrity photographer A.J. Sokalner collapsed and died at a Lady Gaga event earlier this month.

Just for the record: Lady Gaga is not dead, Lady Gaga has not died. Nothing to see here, move along.