If you’re a shallow, cliché-ridden tit and also rich, do I have the console for you.

The gadget modders at Computer Choppers have gone and dipped some PlayStation 3 Slims in gold, sprinkled a few diamonds on them, and are now selling them for $9,000 a pop. You can choose to have either an 18kt gold “PS3″ logo with white diamonds, or a platinum, diamond-encrusted logo.

These fully functioning consoles come with a limited lifetime warranty, and are pretty exclusive: only FIVE will ever be made.

[Computer Choppers, via VGB]