Tony and Jessica Are Still Together. . . Says Papa Joe

Papa Joe Simpson is a meddler extraordinaire, I’d say. We were all wondering whether Jessica Simpson and her beau Tony Tony were on or off, and to be honest, it was looking pretty bad for the couple. According to rumors, Jessica’s devastated about her ex John Mayer being in loooove with Jennifer Aniston and she’s kind of a jealous b*tch to top it off. Plus, she supposedly went on a bit of a bender, and that’s usually breakup-fueled.

But (surprise!) a suspicious source has come to the rescue, telling People that Jessica and Tony were thisclose at her sister’s wedding this weekend. The “insider” spilled that “They were kissing and holding hands throughout the night. He was very sweet to her. They were very much a couple.”

How much do you want to bet that the “source” is good ol’ Papa Joe? I say it’s all for keeping up appearances. Jessica wouldn’t want to be alone at her possibly-cuter sister’s wedding, now would she? She’s already the divorcee, so being the singleton just adds insult to injury.