Are you throwing a Windows 7 torrenting party?

Microsoft got roundly laughed at for their unlikely gathering of demographics telling us to have Amway-reminiscent launch parties for the release of Windows 7.

Funny or Die imagines a much edgier party for the launch. With space cakes. Where’s my tiny chair?!? (NSFW language at the end.)

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