Rumor claims Kanye West is Dead

The fake celebrity death circuit has taken to wishful thinking this evening with a rumor circulating that Kanye West is dead.

According to the story doing the rounds, Kanye was killed in a “bizarre car crash” in Los Angeles involving two luxury cars, with a second injured, a third arrested for gross vehicular manslaughter and a fourth person detained by police.

The report goes on to say “a Los Angeles Police Department officer who witnessed the wreck and saw a red Ferrari and a white Porsche “spinning out of control” The Ferrari “hit the curb and then collided with a pole.” The Porsche came to a stop at the scene for a few seconds and then sped away.”

Sadly I have to report that Kanye West isn’t dead, but I’ll leave the last word to one line currently doing the rounds on Twitter: “West died in a car crash earlier tonight. He will be mi- IMA LET YOU FINISH BUT IM DEAD.”