Farrah Abraham’s Children’s Boutique Website Has Fans Questioning Her Literacy Skills

Farrah Abraham is an astute business woman and is currently running three brick and mortar stores in Austin, Texas, not to mention her adult enterprises in which she dabbles via the Internet. And while Farrah has “written” a book (or had someone else ghost write a book for her), her new children’s boutique’s website shows how terrible Farrah is at writing when she’s actually let loose on her own. Her newest endeavor shows that Miss Abraham should have a proof reader at all times before she is allowed to write, well, anything.

Clearly, Farrah Abraham decided to tinker around with the Sophia Laurent, her children’s boutique (named for her eight-year-old daughter)[[ website–and what occurred was truly appalling to anyone with even a slight appreciation for the English language.

The “About” section of the website turned into a massacre of grammar, and one wonders how Farrah Abraham even passed high school with her poor excuse for writing.

“Sophia was born on MTV Network and her shows continue to be on the network in many other countries Poland, Canada, United Kingdom’s, Africa and much more. Sophia hopes to open more Sophia Laurent boutiques world wide,” she wrote.

Firstly, how was Sophia born on MTV Network? Yes, we know that Sophia technically made her TV debut even before she was born, and that her birth was showcased on Farrah Abraham’s episode of 16 & Pregnant, but she was definitely born in Iowa. Secondly, Farrah, Africa is not a country and the United Kingdom is singular. How cringeworthy for a businesswoman to create such a horrible string of words.

Of course, Farrah Abraham couldn’t help but add herself to the “story,” even though the store is supposed to be “all about Sophia.”

“Sophia’s biggest fan her mother Farrah Abraham top female celebrity in our nation continues to grow the inventory, customer service and success of the children’s boutiques plan of expansion,” she wrote.

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As Hollywood Gossip pointed out, Farrah Abraham calls herself “top female celebrity in our nation,” with no regard for other famous women out there who have come before her. Is Farrah Abraham really a “top female celebrity”? Would people recognize her over bigger female celebrities like Lady Gaga or Beyonce, or even famous movie stars? Is she bigger than the original Sophia Laurent? Likely not, but knowing Farrah, she had to get that extra punch in there to let people know how famous she is.

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The Teen Mom star currently runs a frozen yogurt store and a furniture store, called Furniture by Farrah, in addition to her children’s boutique.

Although her grammar is a mess, Farrah Abraham definitely has talent elsewhere, like performing in adult films, wearing hair extensions and bringing the drama to reality TV. She’s also obviously a keen business woman, otherwise she wouldn’t be able to run three businesses at once and keep them running smoothly.

Her on-again, off-again beau, Simon Saran, often helps her with her stores, though she recently revealed that him being in her stores helping out actually stresses her out more than it helps. She also said that her employees have trouble dealing with Simon and her family, and that they prefer her to be there for them and supporting them as they work.

She recently called herself “the coolest boss ever” and implied that her employees really love and appreciate her, even though that was contradicted on an episode of Teen Mom OG last season where she rather rudely and abruptly fired a worker from her frozen yogurt store.

Let’s hope Farrah takes the hint and hires a ghost writer for her websites next time.

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