Woman Uses DD Breasts In Alleged Murder Attempt

A woman stands accused of using her DD breasts to suffocate her boyfriend, according to the Mirror.

After convincing her unsuspecting beau to participate in what she described as a sex game, 33-year-old Franziska Hansen tried to suffocate the guy with her enormous breasts. German authorities have charged the woman with “attempted murder with a weapon.”

Tim Schmidt, the woman’s boyfriend, explained that his girlfriend attempted to smother him with her DD breasts in order to “make your death as pleasurable as possible.”

“She was sitting on me naked and I was kissing her breasts. Suddenly she grabbed my head and pushed me between her breasts with all of her force,” he said. “I couldn’t breathe any more, I must have turned blue. I couldn’t tear myself free and I thought I was going to die.”

After managing to escape the woman’s dangerous cleavage, he ran naked to a neighbor’s home to call the police. What started out as a simple erotic encounter had turned into something altogether bizarre.

According to the Jagran Post, Schmidt said that the attempt on his life was conceived after his girlfriend discovered that he planned to leave her.

“It is clear she wanted to kill me. She even admitted it to me on the telephone,” he explained to the court. “I asked her why she wanted to smother me to death with her breasts and she told me: ‘Treasure — I wanted your death to be as pleasurable as possible.’ ”

“Everything was great between us — and I would have done everything for her. But it started to go wrong when I got my first job as a lawyer and we moved to Unna,” Schmidt said. “She could not hold down a job and just had one part-time job after the other. And the better my career went — the worst it seemed to be for her.”

What do you think should happen to the woman who attempted to suffocate her boyfriend with her DD breasts?