Lindsay Lohan, whose last b-day bash didn’t work out exactly as planned, has decided that she can’t (or won’t) foot the bill. She’s looking to secure a corporate sponsor for the next event, obviously make this one super special. Gag.

Her Moroccan-themed party will start off with 10 closest friends sharing. . . get ready for it. . .facials and spa treatments. Sounds like a booming marketing opportunity to me! Things do get a little bit better, as the site points out: “Upon nightfall an intimate group of 75 VIP guests will gather for dinner, performances and most importantly to help Lindsay blow out the candles on her 22nd birthday cake.”

So who’s going to help Lindsay blow her way into the big 2-2? Inquiring minds would like to know.