I think Heidi’s getting bored of sitting around and taking pictures of herself and Spencer, so she’s back to making non-news about becoming friends with Lauren Conrad. *Sniff* She sounds lonely! Don’t you feel bad for her? Yeah, me neither.

Heidi is doing all of the talking, so we can assume that Lauren has no interest in making up. Heidi only mentioned that she’d like to, saying:

“Obviously I miss her, and she was my best friend for a really long time,” Montag said. “Hopefully one day we will be able to work through this and move on and patch some things up.”

Noooo! Who doesn’t think that Lauren should stay away? Show yourselves (and tell me why, please).