Category: Odd + Funny Author : Duncan Riley Posted: September 23, 2008
Tags : amazon, bible, christians
The best Amazon review ever!
Found in the reviews for the Boldtext Pew Bible: King James Version here:
Doesn’t work, March 21, 2008
By Jed
This book doesn’t work. I’ve tried the “praying” method to get a new Porsche 996 delivered but to no avail. There’s nothing in the instructions about not wanting German sports cars but I tried praying for less ambitious things. I gave up when it didn’t even get me a Big Mac. In the early part there’s a bit about people crossing the desert and being sustained by manna from heaven, so you’d think that it would be able to manage at least a hamburger.I’m disappointed and will contact the publisher. In the meantime I can’t recommend this book as it is clearly faulty.
The comment thread is worth reading as as well. One highlight:
Prayer is the wrong method. You would have a lot more success by stealing the Porsche and then asking God for forgiveness.


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Sep 23, 2008
Duncan, thank you for this. It is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. And shares my view:-)
Sep 23, 2008
<—- LOLING
Sep 24, 2008
love this!
Sep 24, 2008
that's great it reminds me of a post i read on crunchgear about the same kind of ironic comment concerning Legos on Amazon….Maybe you were the one who posted this comment when you were working for crunchgear…. can't seem to find it