Category: Odd + Funny Author : Kim LaCapria Posted: September 17, 2009
Tags : Chupacabra, creatures, cryptids, cryptozoology, montauk monster, panama, panamaniacs
Elusive “Montauk Monster” spotted, bludgeoned in Panama

Last summer, the “Montauk Monster” pics that circulated the web were cause for much speculation and commentary.
Cryptozoologists nearly wet themselves, some New Yorkers thought it might be a marketing stunt and skeptics said that the dead creature was a decomposed raccoon or possibly an abused dog. (Ties were spotted on the animals paws, leading some to believe the real monster was someone who’d drowned the creature on purpose.) The odd cryptid has surfaced since then (like the chupacabra-sicle in Texas), and now some teenagers in Panama have carried on the “if you can’t identify it, beat it to death” philosophy that does kind of make it difficult to identify strange creatures in the short term.
Central American channel Telemetro has images posted of the strange creature, which shares a pink, rubbery skin texture with the Montauk Monster. Also similar is the weird, Renaissance painting style death pose, although the painful cause of death alleged for this animal is possibly responsible.
Thanks to Google Translate, we can read the boys’ account in their own (sort of) words:
As recounted one of them, they suddenly saw the creature emerging from a cave located behind the water jet. At her appearance and it began to climb over the rocks to one of them panicked and began to thrash him and throw sticks, getting killed, after which they threw into the water and ran.
[Telemetro via Telegraph]







Jun 8, 2010
who the fuk is stupid enough to kill something like that right away???!!!
Nov 12, 2010
Looks like an embreyonic (can’t tell how big it is) or deformed/ intentionally dehaired tree sloth to me. You can really see it in it’s face and arms. Just picture the poor thing with lots of fur all over it. What a shame. It looks as if it has suffered so horribly.
Jun 19, 2011
Poor thing it wouldn't of hurt them stupid ass teenages just wanted to kill something someone should have beat their ass.
Jun 29, 2011
DEY SD LAS NIGHT THT STORY BOUT THE KIDS KILLIN IT WSNT TRUE THIS WZ WASHED UP ON SHORE N AFTER RESEARCH WZ FOUND 2 B A SLOTH…JUS LOOKS THIS WAY CUZ OF BEIN UNDER WATER FOR HOWEVR LONG.
Jun 29, 2011
OK SO THIS IS ONE OF THE OTHERS THT WASHED UP ITS A SLOTH….THE OTHER 1 WAS A DAMN RACCOON NATURE IS A TRIP!!!
Aug 15, 2011
Stupid kids. It looks like a hairless sloth to me, I don't know where someone could ever see a dog. But if it were an alien and a bunch of stupid kids decided to kill it, what does that say about our species? I don't think Humans are responsible enough to ever make contact with another sentient race. Not yet anyway.
Aug 15, 2011
agreed