Attention Train Drivers: If Self Loving While Driving The Train, Turn The Mic Off

This extraordinary footage was shot on a Dutch Railways train traveling between Zwolle and Leeuwarden, the Netherlands. There’s no rude pics, but the audio is line ball NSFW…it’s also one of the weirdest things you’ll see today

Local media reports (via the wonders of Google Translate):

“The driver of the vehicle, a full meeting of masturbation, had forgotten to unplug his microphone. Suddenly, loudspeakers interposed, travelers were able to attend live orgasm of the railway. A pure moment of happiness and laughter. All could not believe their ears.

The thirty minute-long meeting will be in all cases could be shared with as many as a passenger a little voyeur had the indecency – the villain! To film the moment and the poster on the most famous sites of trade videos, Youtube. At full steam!”