Category: Odd + Funny Author : Duncan Riley Posted: May 15, 2008
Tags : netherlands, trains
Attention Train Drivers: If Self Loving While Driving The Train, Turn The Mic Off
This extraordinary footage was shot on a Dutch Railways train traveling between Zwolle and Leeuwarden, the Netherlands. There’s no rude pics, but the audio is line ball NSFW…it’s also one of the weirdest things you’ll see today
Local media reports (via the wonders of Google Translate):
“The driver of the vehicle, a full meeting of masturbation, had forgotten to unplug his microphone. Suddenly, loudspeakers interposed, travelers were able to attend live orgasm of the railway. A pure moment of happiness and laughter. All could not believe their ears.
The thirty minute-long meeting will be in all cases could be shared with as many as a passenger a little voyeur had the indecency – the villain! To film the moment and the poster on the most famous sites of trade videos, Youtube. At full steam!”





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May 16, 2008
An amazing mutilation of the English language….
No mention of the woman’s voice? Was he watching porno?
May 17, 2008
The mutilation is, as stated, due to google translate. As is the use of “he” to refer to the female conductor – The gender of the articles in the original French makes it clear that the conductor was female.
Jun 16, 2008
train jacker