Do You Have A Small Penis? You Could Win An iPhone 5 For That
If you’re a man with a small penis living abroad, you could win an iPhone 5.
Morten Fabricius, owner of the erotic and NSFW site Singlesex.dk, is launching a competition to find the poorest endowed man in Denmark and is promising an iPhone 5 to the winner. Fabricius previously ran a competition looking for the most “beautiful” penis, reports the Australian.
“The smallest is the extreme,” Fabricius said of the odd competition, which he says is “weird and funny and almost too much.”
“It’s a competition which is at the core of manhood, the most important thing for a man. There are so many unhappy men out there who think you have to have a giant penis, but it’s not normal to have a huge one.”
The rules for the competition are simple. Anonymously snap a picture of your erect phallus with a measuring tape or ruler next to it and send it to the website, says MSN. The winners will get an iPhone 5 while second and third place runners-up will get an iPad 3 for their troubles. The competition will run until January 31 of next year.
“So far we have received six to seven images which are posted, but we have more trickling in, which we are vetting to make sure they are not stolen from the web,” Fabricius says. “Everything has to be bigger, and bigger, and bigger,” he said, referring to the porn industry. “It’s incredible how the media has frightened people from showing themselves as they are.”
Do you think you could win the small penis competition and take home an iPhone 5? Sound off on your men, ladies!