Tom Cruise Gets A Spanking From A Drag Queen
Actor Tom Cruise was literally spanked by a drag queen last weekend in London.
Yes, the 50-year-old Top Gun actor was left with a sore behind (though ’twas his pride that suffered the greater wound) when he was on the receiving end of an unexpected spanking from a drag queen at the risqué Box club while celebrating pal Matt Damon’s 42nd birthday.
An insider explained what went down via the Daily Star:
“It was a celeb-packed night, with stars including Emily Blunt, Chris Hemsworth and Bill Paxton turning out for Matt. Emily’s husband John Krasinski organized the kinky party, and chose to have it at Simon Hammerstein’s The Box club. He knew the birthday boy would see the funny side. Within the first couple of hours Tom and Matt were both paddled on their rears by the club’s cross-dressing hostess. Matt got extra spanking, of course, as it was his special night.”
So maybe the title of this article should read “Celebrities Spanked By Drag Queens In London,” but let’s be honest. You wouldn’t have clicked if we didn’t name-drop one of the many high-profile actors that left the party with a red tush.
Of course, there were no hard feelings on the part of Cruise as it was all in good fun. “Tom had arrived solo, but was soon having fun with his A-list friends,” related the source. “They all had a fantastic night enjoying the naughty stage shows and partying until the end of the night.”
Cruise really needs it too. Otherwise he’s going to become the internet’s next “Sad Keanu.”
Do you like Tom Cruise? Do you think he deserved a spanking? Yes, we’re seriously asking.