Honey Boo Boo Meet & Greet Draws Huge Crowds Of Toothless Rednecks

Honey Boo Boo has finally proven what we have known all along: There are a lot of toothless rednecks in America who will drool over the first fat uneducated child to receive her own TV show. We all knew that right?

Boo Boo was attending a meet and greet in Georgia over the weekend, and hundreds of people showed up to catch a glimpse of the little girl before her 15 minutes of fame fleets.

The 7-year-old girl signed autographs (we didn’t thinks she could spell her name) as cameras took quick pictures of the redneck hero and her less than appealing (is that being too nice?) mother.

Fans posed for pictures with Honey Boo Boo and basically fawned over her general presence. The scene was so crazy that it led TMZ to proclaim:

“As far as we know, Honey Boo Boo did NOT multiply loaves of bread — but we’re guessing nearby Walmarts reported record low numbers that day.”

The only people to benefit from the meet and greet were likely the owners of Lu’s Boutique in Douglas, Georgia where the meet and greet occurred.

If you can’t tell, I am NOT a fan of Honey Boo Boo. We already have a show that glorifies farts, stupidity, and an overall view that watching it will make you far more stupid than you already may have been, that show is called Fox News South Park, and it’s only funny because it doesn’t involve a little girl who is almost certain to end up as an uneducated obese redneck on welfare.

Need more proof that Honey Boo Boo is disgusting? Rosie O’Donnell thinks she’s adorable. Case closed.