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Cincinnati UFO Case Solved: Blame It On The Skydivers

Posted: October 3, 2012

Cincinnati Lights UFO Case

A peculiar Cincinnati UFO case has been solved by the very person who uploaded the original video on YouTube, according to NBC News. The mysterious lights that appeared over the Ohio city had captured the fertile imaginations of UFO enthusiasts for quite a few days. Unfortunately for those who were hoping these lights were the sign of intelligent life in outer space, chances are your dreams of making extraterrestrial contact will have to carry on unfulfilled.

The spooky event, which was captured in a parking lot, features a handful of spooky lights dancing about in the heavens. Although they appear to have sort of otherworldly origin, there’s actually a very logical explanation for the phenomenon. Instead of UFOs, there’s a very strong possibility these lights were generated from a group of skydivers who were performing a pyro show at an area high school. This Cincinnati UFO case has apparently been solved by the very man who helped spread the news.

Although this particular instance of unidentified flying objects has been given a proper explanation, people are still a little concerned about the pink UFOs that were spotted by an eagle-eyed Google Street View user. The strange image, which has been explained away as a simple case of lens flare, is certainly a bit unsettling. What makes the case even more peculiar is that the same pinkish flying saucer was spotted in the skies over Arizona, nearly 1,000 miles away from the original sighting in Jacksonville, Texas.

In 2010, New Yorkers thought aliens were descending upon the masses after a series of mysterious lights were spotted by countless individuals with a hankering for otherworldly contact. Instead of visitors from a distant planet, the UFOs were nothing more than a handful of party balloons that had escaped into the atmosphere. Roughly an hour after they made their ascent into the heavens, people began reporting the flying objects.

Are you satisfied that the Cincinnati UFO case has been solved, or is the skydivers explanation simply too easy?



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16 Archived Responses to “ Cincinnati UFO Case Solved: Blame It On The Skydivers ”

  1. Peter Biondi
    Oct 3, 2012

    Even the Bible talks about UFOs and some people are still trying to hide the fact that there is life out there. Jesus said that he was not from this planet which was mistranslated by "world". Jesus said he was flying in dark metalic objects that the natives called "clouds" because they didn't have vocabulary or knowledge to understand the flying objects so they called clouds. Just read the bibleufo.com website and everything is there. The Bible talks about nuclear explosions, objects flying up and down, genetic engineering etc…. Jesus will come back commanding a fleet of starships more powerful than anything we know. It is all there. Just read it.

  2. Mike Sherman
    Oct 4, 2012

    FUCKING GODDAM LIARS!

  3. Team Fastrax
    Oct 4, 2012

    Hello everyone! My name is John Hart. I am a member of http://www.TeamFastrax.Org, the professional skydiving team based out of http://www.StartSkydiving.Com located in Middletown, Ohio. My father of the same name is the founding member of the team. Please visit http://www.TeamFastrax.Org for more information on the team. To learn what Team Fastrax is all about, watch this short video: http://www.normankent.com/nkp/video/team-fastrax/.

    I am pleased to acknowledge that we were the team that skydived into the La Salle Lancers Stadium in Cincinnati, Ohio on the night of September 28th, 2012. We also skydived into the Land of Illusions Haunted Scream Park in Middletown, Ohio on the next night, September 29th, 2012. Myself, along with Gene Newsom, David Hart, John Rudder Harth, Alex Hart, Alex Lupson, Bud Prenatt, Dan Treeman, Dan Paganini, Paul Stanford, David French, and many others are professionally rated skydivers that perform high-profile demonstration skydives at events and locations all around the world. To show proof of this, please search for "Fastrax pyro" or "Fastrax fireworks" or just "Fastrax skydive" and you will find these videos among others:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbPtartyYO8
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR-DyiAROfA
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYMFPOXoCUM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2WIrbSYpoQ
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f6ZOcNSkbw
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HC0D_3BE0nw

    We hope you all enjoy our performances as much as we enjoy doing them for you! Come out and meet us to learn more about us and our performances at our home Drop-Zone, Start Skydiving, located in Middletown, Ohio at the Middletown Regional Airport or visit http://www.StartSkydiving.Com. You can also email JHart@TeamFastrax.Org or Gene@TeamFastrax.Org to confirm this story is true. Thank you all for your time in reading this post and we hope to see you in skies with us sometime soon! Blue skies!

  4. Start Skydiving
    Oct 4, 2012

    Hello everyone! My name is John Hart. I am a member of http://www.TeamFastrax.Org, the professional skydiving team based out of http://www.StartSkydiving.Com located in Middletown, Ohio. My father of the same name is the founding member of the team. Please visit http://www.TeamFastrax.Org for more information on the team. To learn what Team Fastrax is all about, watch this short video: http://www.normankent.com/nkp/video/team-fastrax/.

    I am pleased to acknowledge that we were the team that skydived into the La Salle Lancers Stadium in Cincinnati, Ohio on the night of September 28th, 2012. We also skydived into the Land of Illusions Haunted Scream Park in Middletown, Ohio on the next night, September 29th, 2012. Myself, along with Gene Newsom, David Hart, John Rudder Harth, Alex Hart, Alex Lupson, Bud Prenatt, Dan Treeman, Dan Paganini, Paul Stanford, David French, and many others are professionally rated skydivers that perform high-profile demonstration skydives at events and locations all around the world. To show proof of this, please search for "Fastrax pyro" or "Fastrax fireworks" or just "Fastrax skydive" and you will find these videos among others:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbPtartyYO8
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR-DyiAROfA
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYMFPOXoCUM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2WIrbSYpoQ
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f6ZOcNSkbw
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HC0D_3BE0nw

    We hope you all enjoy our performances as much as we enjoy doing them for you! Come out and meet us to learn more about us and our performances at our home Drop-Zone, Start Skydiving, located in Middletown, Ohio at the Middletown Regional Airport or visit http://www.StartSkydiving.Com. You can also email JHart@TeamFastrax.Org or Gene@TeamFastrax.Org to confirm this story is true. Thank you all for your time in reading this post and we hope to see you in skies with us sometime soon! Blue skies!

  5. John Hart
    Oct 4, 2012

    Hello everyone! My name is John Hart. I am a member of http://www.TeamFastrax.Org, the professional skydiving team based out of http://www.StartSkydiving.Com located in Middletown, Ohio. My father of the same name is the founding member of the team. Please visit http://www.TeamFastrax.Org for more information on the team. To learn what Team Fastrax is all about, watch this short video: http://www.normankent.com/nkp/video/team-fastrax/.

    I am pleased to acknowledge that we were the team that skydived into the La Salle Lancers Stadium in Cincinnati, Ohio on the night of September 28th, 2012. We also skydived into the Land of Illusions Haunted Scream Park in Middletown, Ohio on the next night, September 29th, 2012. Myself, along with Gene Newsom, David Hart, John Rudder Harth, Alex Hart, Alex Lupson, Bud Prenatt, Dan Treeman, Dan Paganini, Paul Stanford, David French, and many others are professionally rated skydivers that perform high-profile demonstration skydives at events and locations all around the world. To show proof of this, please search for "Fastrax pyro" or "Fastrax fireworks" or just "Fastrax skydive" and you will find these videos among others:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbPtartyYO8
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR-DyiAROfA
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYMFPOXoCUM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2WIrbSYpoQ
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f6ZOcNSkbw
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HC0D_3BE0nw

    We hope you all enjoy our performances as much as we enjoy doing them for you! Come out and meet us to learn more about us and our performances at our home Drop-Zone, Start Skydiving, located in Middletown, Ohio at the Middletown Regional Airport or visit http://www.StartSkydiving.Com. You can also email JHart@TeamFastrax.Org or Gene@TeamFastrax.Org to confirm this story is true. Thank you all for your time in reading this post and we hope to see you in skies with us sometime soon! Blue skies!

  6. Anonymous
    Oct 4, 2012

    Night-time sky divers have never attempted such a risky maneuver during an NFL game. Now, big brother wants us to believe that an area high school football team has the cache and clearance to pull off such a rare stunt? Oh, not to mention that the "skydivers' beacons were going on and off-dangerously and they appeared to suspend themselves in mid descent. Heck, not even the military attempts such risky night-time maneuvers. Come on! Are any of us really afraid of disclosure anymore. We are not special or alone guys. Never have been. Take care. #Lookingforwardtothedaythegovernmentkeepsitrealaboutuforeality!

  7. Eric Halcomb
    Oct 4, 2012

    Will be doing my second tandem this saturday ohhhh what a rush………

  8. MoIn HaQak
    Oct 4, 2012

    i wish even i get a chance to do parachuting
    .
    but my education sector is prsntly holding me back
    :(

  9. John Hart
    Oct 4, 2012

    Please see the posts that I have posted following yours. :)

  10. Kevin Gartrell
    Oct 4, 2012

    Too funny, glad everyone had a great skydive John.

  11. Robin Heider
    Oct 4, 2012

    Nicely done. But you're bursting the bubbles of so many conspiracy theorists that it's kind of sad.

  12. Jonathan Newman
    Oct 4, 2012

    Hey wbcifm, if you ever want to crawl out of your bunker, check out the Team Fastrax site and find the next "Night Pyro" jump. That stands for night-time pyrotechnic jump, BTW. Then, find a parking lot about 0.5 to 0.75 miles away, depending on your camera lens. Film the jump; add in some scary narration; voila, you have your own eyewitness UFO story. As for the clout and clearance to do this, Fastrax member Alex Hart graduated LaSalle HS, and loves to go back there to jump into football games. The clearance is easy. Call the FAA and file a NOTAM. Oh wait, FAA is part of the government. Come to think of it Fastrax is part of the government, too. I've seen them in "Army Strong" jumpsuits with "Army Strong" flags. OK, so they might be out there, but the UFOs are not in this tree up which you are barking. Now go make a skydive and be your own UFO!

  13. John Hart
    Oct 4, 2012

    I know. :( I was so conflicted, but then I remembered the motto of conspiracy theorists, "Tell us the truth!"

  14. Hilt Condo
    Oct 4, 2012

    my niece live in ciccinnati and thy weird.


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