Every bad thing you’ve ever heard about Craigslist is true. Take, for instance, the ad seeking a topless Dungeon Master for the popular role playing game “Dungeons & Dragons.” The ad posters want an experienced lady, and don’t bother if you’re not serious.

Of course, Craigslist is an incredibly useful tool most of the time (I’m sitting at a desk that I got off Craigs) but sometimes posts read leery and licentious, and many of them are actually becoming less subtle about it. The ad in question seeks a topless woman to perform the role of Dungeon Master for a Dungeons & Dragons bachelor party, but it’s not enough to just have a nice pair of boobs. The ad posters are seeking a woman with experience as a Dungeon Master. Here’s the original ad in all of its ignoble glory:

“Looking for a woman with Dungeon Master experience in Dungeons and Dragons (specifically 3.0 or 3.5 editions) to run a game. The event is for a Bachelor Party and the “future husband to be” would prefer if the DM could be topless. With that said, I ensure you that nothing else is expect of you other than an exciting adventure.

Requirements:

- Dungeon Master experience in Dungeons and Dragons (preferably in 3rd or 3.5 Editions)
- Must be able to provide a picture including the face and body (No nudes please.)
- It is preferable that cup size be at least C or greater.
- If books are needed it must be stated ahead of time however it would be preferable if the DM had her own.”

At least the boys are honest about pay: “I honestly don’t know how to charge for this kind of service because it’s not something typically done so the compensation will be negotiated.”

But it’s not my role to judge, so if you’re a woman with a C-cup or larger, live in the Washington DC area, and are free on October 10, here’s a link to the original Craigslist ad.

Craigslist Ad Seeks Experienced Topless Dungeon Master For D&D Bachelor Party is a post from: The Inquisitr