Winkers jeans are a seriously bad idea

Would you like you jeans to blink? Then have we got something special for you. Winkers Jeans, patent pending jeans that wink as you walk. Start with eyes, then progress on to the fascinating array of animals and things like movie props. With Winkers, you’ll always stand out from the crowd!.

OK, so I made parts of that text up. Winkers are jeans that wink, however you’ll not only be noticed, you’ll be laughed at everywhere you go. Do Not Want.

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