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Florida Man Arrested For Having Sex With Miniature Donkey

Florida Man Has Sex With Donkey

Thirty-one-year-old Florida resident Carlos Romero was recently arrested for having sexual intercourse with Doodle, his 21-month-old miniature donkey. According to The Smoking Gun, the suspect was spotted last month “up against the rear of the donkey” with his pants down. Not surprisingly, local authorities decided to have a chat with Romero, who used the opportunity to come clean about all of his dirty barnyard habits.

A word of warning: The suspect’s descriptions are a tad descriptive and potentially offensive, so you may want to proceed with caution. Romero is apparently quite proud of the relationship he has built with his miniature donkey, and he’s not above explaining the ins and outs of his experiences with investigators.

The Daily Mail explains that a number of shocking and graphic secrets were revealed during the interview including Romero’s admission that he “uses his fingers and saliva to clean the donkey’s clitoris and check for wood shavings and debris.” While doing this, he reportedly becomes sexually aroused. I’ll leave you to ponder what happens next.

During his exchange with Doodle, Romero stated that his genitals “may have come in contact with the donkey’s vagina by accident and his semen may have splattered inside the donkey by accident.”

Not surprisingly, the farmhand’s revelations didn’t settle too well with local authorities. For his unusual relations with his miniature donkey, Romero found himself tossed into the Marion County jail on a $2000 bond. Doodle, meanwhile, remains in the custody of animal control officials.

Carlos Romero isn’t too happy about the fact that his donkey has been taken away, and he’s demanded several times that the animal be returned. Marion County spokeswoman Elaine McClain explained that officials plan to file for permanent custody of the animal within the next 10 days. Should the request be granted, Doodle might be on her way to a brand new home.

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21 Responses to “Florida Man Arrested For Having Sex With Miniature Donkey”

  1. Melissa Burns

    Hee haw! He wanted a piece of a$$! That is nasty though. Good God! My morning show was making fun of him this morning. This guy is sick !

  2. Candi Chin Stockdale

    Praying for a better home for this little baby. The POS should try humping a tiger instead. Grow some balls and put a tiger in your tank.

  3. Stephanie Raynes

    Aww, poor thing. He has an, "I feel violated" look on his face too. :(

  4. Jonathan Hughes

    The entire KJV is against what people want to do to the zoo who only has sex for crying out loud. Jeremiah 5:26
    For among my people are found wicked [men]: they lay wait, as he that setteth snares; they set a trap, they catch men. The laws of men do just that. Religious people did that against God in the flesh.

    People are a beast. We are animals. Stop trying to be better that another. All sex is one beast to another. Let us reason together not finding a presumed reason to fine, arrest or kill. People eat, drink, poop, piss, eukaryote cells, physiologically , biologically, scientifically, chemically, microscopically, fight flight, territorial instincts fences, no trespass signs. KJV, Ecc 3;18-20. Argument against the zoo have holes big enough to drive a galaxy thorough.
    People are a beast. We are animals. Stop trying to be better that another. All sex is one beast to another. Let us reason together not finding a presumed reason to fine, arrest or kill. People eat, drink, poop, piss, eukaryote cells, physiologically , biologically, scientifically, chemically, microscopically, fight flight, territorial instincts fences, no trespass signs. KJV, Ecc 3;18-20. Argument against the zoo have holes big enough to drive a galaxy thorough. Religious people used law to try to catch Jesus. Law is used in the same way to catch men. This is what the KJV says about that. Jeremiah 5:26:

    Gods glory judges whoever. God does not ask us to condemn anyone, That is why God counsels us to not Condemn anyone.. KJV, Genesis 19: 9.King James Bible (Cambridge Ed.)
    Judge not, and yes shall not be judged: condemn not, and yes shall not be condemned: forgive, and yes shall be forgiven:

    Romans 2:1 King James Bible (Cambridge Ed.)
    Therefore thou art inexcusable, O man, whosoever thou art that judgest: for wherein thou judgest another, thou condemnest thyself; for thou that judgest doest the same things.

    Romans 14:10 But why dost thou judge thy brother? or why dost thou set at nought thy brother? for we shall all stand before the judgment seat of Christ.

    << Matthew 7 >>.
    King James Version.

    ——————————————————————————–
    1Judge not, that yes be not judged. 2For with what judgment yes judge, yes shall be judged: and with what measure yes mete, it shall be measured to you again.

    Over, and over again the KJV is telling people that condemning is not the right thing to do. Why ignore what God wants you to do? Why do the opposite to what Jesus would do?