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Tips on staging a room before you upload pics to social networking sites

Mind your tchotchkes.

Oh, a pink bean bag chair? That’s sweet, and some kind of football-loving elephantopotadog, and a lovely understated brown envelope purse, and some resin figurines, and… oh my god is that a massive red dildo? In the kitchen? She eats there! Does she have some kind of a sick demon fetish?

[Via This Is Photobomb]