Video: Facebook Friends

He shagged your pilates instructor. She gave you the clap.

And now they want to Facebook-friend you. Although this one’s been making the rounds since May, it’s still topical to anyone who’s opened up Facebook one morning to find a friend request from the douchenozzle that took your other virginity and never rang again. Bastards.

[Via Gawker]

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