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Best Butt Discount: Texas Restaurant Recognizes Shapely Rumps

Best Butt Discount

If you have a shapely rear, you might qualify for a “best butt” discount at a Texas restaurant. According to Gawker, the Texas-based eatery, Twisted Root Burger Company, is known for its wacky atmosphere, so it shouldn’t be too surprising that they’re offering up slight discounts for those individuals who possess an incredible behind.

Don’t get too excited — two pennies are all you’re getting — so don’t rush out and buy a pair of Spanx thinking it’s going to pay for itself in the long run. If the servers decide you’re the whole package, then the restaurant will knock another two-cents off your bill.

The receipt first appeared on reddit and soon caught the attention of a restaurant employee.

“I work at Twisted Root! We have these random discounts we can give out for fun,” he said on the website.

Although the compliment is sure to put a smile on the face of some customers, others may take issue with the fact that their waiter or waitress has been eyeballing parts of their anatomy. Individual reactions will surely vary.

As anyone will tell you, there’s nothing worse than encountering a creepy waiter during your dining service. A quick Google search of the term “creepy waiters” will land you with more articles, reviews, and YouTube videos than you could ever hope to read or watch.

Then again, most waiters will tell you there’s nothing worse than a creepy customer. For example, a 50-year-old man randomly attacked his waiter at a Santa Cruz diner on August 20. The patron, who appeared to be intoxicated at the time, became belligerent, threatened the poor server with silverware, and stabbed the table. The suspect fled the scene, though he was soon arrested just a few blocks away from the restaurant.

Would you be offended if you received a discount for having the “best butt” or for being the “best looking?”

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41 Responses to “Best Butt Discount: Texas Restaurant Recognizes Shapely Rumps”

  1. Marilyn Wey

    Lol! All I can keep staring at is the "Meat is Murder Tasty Tasty Murder" at the bottom of the receipt XD.

  2. Anonymous

    Meat is murder, tasty tasty murder. The woman ate a veggie bowl w/fried pickles!

  3. George Yancey

    Can a man win the best butt award? If not this is sexist! Like it is not sexist already.(sarcaism).

  4. Anonymous

    My wife has a great one. That means we get a discount? SCORE!

  5. Anonymous

    wonder how much of a discount JLo will get if she eats there? And if you make an _ss of yourself while you are at the restaurant, will you get penalized for being an ugly butt?

  6. Kevin Smith

    I'd love to get a "best butt" discount. Hell, I'd love to work there so I could give a female patron a "best tits" discount, or a "best d**k-sucking lips" discount, or a "most f***able" discount. I can think of a whole HOST of discounts I'd give, like a "MILF" discount, or, for male patrons, "Most likely to make me go gay" discount.

  7. Erick Ericson

    Women tell me I have a very hot, round, firm butt. I would probably eat free.

  8. Erick Ericson

    Women tell me I have a very hot, round, firm butt. I would probably eat free.

  9. Anonymous

    I would be offended if I only received a.02 discount. My butt is worth at least $5.

  10. Anonymous

    Everythings bigger in Texas? Shall I obtain residency their?

  11. Anonymous

    Everythings bigger in Texas? Shall I obtain residency their?

  12. John R. Huff Jr.

    Maybe they need to have two types. Male and Female. Then a contest for the best of these two.

  13. Tha SkammyFresh

    Will Rick Perry and the rest of that "state" just leave America alone?

  14. Madeleine Morris

    If I were just being randomly and noticeably ogled by the wait staff, it'd make me uncomfortable, but if I'm sitting in a booth for an hour, I wouldn't really care as much. But, if I were surprised with a "best butt" discount, that would seriously crack me up.

  15. Madeleine Morris

    If I were just being randomly and noticeably ogled by the wait staff, it'd make me uncomfortable, but if I'm sitting in a booth for an hour, I wouldn't really care as much. But, if I were surprised with a "best butt" discount, that would seriously crack me up.

  16. Steve Dailey

    shoot, with all my discounts, they'd be payin' me for eatin' there!

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  18. Anonymous

    waiting for the N.O.W spokesthing to condemn this misogynist like behavior.

  19. Stephen A. Leaman

    Would you like us to take the 95% of the gas you use in your car that we produce in this state, the more than half the grain, our oil, seafood and our ports with us you pos loser. What in the hell does a story about a restaurant have to do with Rick Perry and the ENTIRE state of Texas bothering your dumb a$$. you are a stupid, ignorant waste of oxygen. you should have been wiped from your mothers a$$ before you were allowed to take a single foul smelling breath from your rotten ugly face! Make a cabinet and crawl inside and rot you brain dead fuk!