‘Angel’ Discovered In Remote Village Turns Out To Be Something Far More Demonic
An “angel” found washed up on a beach by residents of a remote village in Indonesia turned to out to be something far more demonic and diabolical than a heavenly host who had accidentally fallen from the sky.
It is often muttered incoherently by wise old men and inbred soothsayers that the devil often approaches an unwitting soul dressed in something divine and provocatively revealing, as a gang of Indonesian fisherman recently found out.
When the crew of hook and bait men were returning home after a hard day’s graft of casting nets and being tipped and tossed by “old salty,” their trawling thoughts wandered no further than cooking up their catch of the day and getting their heads down on something soft and inviting for the night.
As they trudged wearily over the wet sands, oblivious to the existence of spiritually superior beings who boast both extraordinary beauty and mathematical brilliance, their eyes were drawn to the heavens by a calamitous bang.
The unexpected bang set the fisherman’s senses on fire, and as they scanned the horizon, searched the sands, and looked out to sea for anything that would explain such a mysterious assault on their senses, their gaze was captured by a human-like figure, described by local news organization Pojok Satu as an “angel child” lying prone on the beach.
Rushing over to the mysterious being, the frightened fisherman were confronted with a figure that Pojok Satu described as being “shining white, (with) round eyes with red eyebrows.”
“This angel child also was found face down, crying and naked covered only a white cloth.”
Confronted with what they believed was a divine entity, the fisherman rushed the “angel” back home to their village in Kalupapi where they sat the “winged messenger” on a throne and gave it a change of clothes and dressed it in a new hijab each and every day.
Word off the fisherman’s miraculous find spread to neighboring villages, and soon the discovery was spread on social media, but alas, the all-encompassing reach of platforms such as Twitter and Facebook alerted far more cynical souls to the suspected presence of an “angel” in an Indonesian village, and the true identity of what was previously thought to be an airy fairy was revealed.
And it’s not pretty!
This earthbound impostor posing as a supernatural being was, in fact, not an elevated instrument of an all-loving God but a common sex toy. That’s right, folks! The so-called “angel” was a blow-up doll, according to local police chief Heru Pramukarno.
“It was checked by one of our team. It was a sex toy.”
The Telegraph reports that a local man named Iqbal had grown suspicious of the blow-up angel and believed that despite speculation to the contrary, this was no “angel” that had fallen from the sky but a soiled and well-used inflatable sex doll which had been dumped without ceremony or affection off the side of a passing pleasure boat.
A police chief was quoted as saying that the villagers believed the doll had a divine provenance because it was discovered shortly after a rare March solar eclipse that swept across South East Asia.
The police chief also believes that if the villagers had a decent online connection, the whole sorry episode could have been avoided.
“They have no internet, they don’t know what a sex toy is.”
Now that the true identity of the “angel” has been revealed, it is uncertain what her fate will be. Only the villagers know for sure, and perhaps it’s best we don’t pry.
[Image via Wikimedia Commons]
