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Butthole Tattoo Girl Opens Up [This Time For An Interview]

The infamous "butthole tattoo girl" does her first interview

Her name is Maria Louise Del Rosario, but you know her better as the “butthole tattoo girl,” made infamous by massive media coverage, making her an overnight Internet sensation. She’s not about to let her 15 minutes go quietly, and in her first interview since the cringe-worthy video, she details her plan to make it to the top.

In an interview with the Broward-Palm Beach New Times, Del Rosario exclusively tackles her history, her future with fame, and a little bit about her love life. An equally cringe-worthy (and NSFW) interview follows.

“My dad was born on June 12, at 6:12,” Del Rosario explains. “If you divide it by two, that’s 666. I believe I was born from Satan’s spawn,” she says, detailing a history of physical abuse at the hands of her father. “And so the man upstairs has given me a sort of a free pass to do whatever I want, since I had to suffer so much so early,” she reasons.

She then explained when her fascination with butt stuff began.

“I asked my neighbor Vince to help me with moving his stuff out. We were real comfortable together and I told him I was curious about my little butt so he got me into it and stuff, and I was like y’know, let’s brand it, but I want it in your handwriting. So he got a black marker, and signed my ass in big bold letters and then put 999, so when you flip me over it says 666.”

Uhm… okay…

“When I got it tattooed, he held my cheeks open while I was choking myself from the pain. Then we ended up breaking up because he said he couldn’t see us getting married or starting a family.”

We can’t imagine why. So what’s next for the butthole tattoo girl?

“I’m famous overnight. And I’m already all healed up and ready to go. It heals fast because the cheeks are squeezed together,” she says. “I ain’t gonna stop till I reach the top. What I wanna do with all the fame is pursue my modelling sh**. I wanna show off my ink, butt naked, not clothes and crap like that.”

But that’s not all:

“I have talents. I wanna write a book. I’ve been through hell and back, and my story is gonna blow the whole world away. Now, I just wait till the money starts piling up and I can just pull it out of my ass.”

Our reaction:

I really really identify with Batman

But we give the butthole tattoo girl props for honesty. Cold, uncompromising, uncomfortable, awkward, and horrifying honesty.

What’s your reaction to butthole tattoo girl?

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8 Responses to “Butthole Tattoo Girl Opens Up [This Time For An Interview]”

  1. Daryl Hebert

    Yeah. She probably doesn't need to be alive. Waste of oxygen and food. Somebody do us a favor…

  2. Randolf Kendall

    I'd love to shove a.45 steel cock up her ass and shoot a wad of lead cum into her.