Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s quest for domination continues: they somehow managed to convince Mattel that they’re good people to immortalize in doll form. Heidi’s makes more sense, since she’s already cut to the chase and embraced a little plastic herself, but family-hating Spencer must have worked some kind of magic:

“Spencer revealed that he and Heidi have talked to Mattel stating, ‘We just talked to Mattel yesterday, and we are already working on our own Ken and Barbie.’”

Why would a kid want to play with this? Do kids know what The Hills is? Surely there aren’t enough collectors out there. . . right?

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