Jimmy Kimmel: replace terror alert level with YouTube vids

On his show last night, Jimmy Kimmel made a case for replacing the old and busted terror alert system with new criteria based on viral videos.

Because while we may not remember the color hierarchy, we all know how severely horrifying vagina-nipping dogs are.

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