Jenna Jameson’s Mitt Romney Endorsement Causes Twitter Titters
Jenna Jameson, who is basically like the first lady of pornography, made an unexpected move today in endorsing Mitt Romney — but when you read the statement she made in full, it kind of makes sense.
Jenna Jameson and Mitt Romney would appear to be, at initial glance, strange bedfellows. But they have something in common, something that would prompt an alliance that transcends what we can only assume is Mitt Romney’s inevitable moral outrage at the way Jameson puts food on the table.
Yes, it’s money. Jenna Jameson has made a lot of it, and Mitt Romney is a friend to those who have it — as we reported earlier, the porn star’s ringing endorsement explains:
“I’m very looking forward to a Republican being back in office. You’re rich, you want a Republican in office.”
Of course, Jenna Jameson has, in her quest to protect her hard-earned dough, perhaps forgotten that had there been a Mitt Romney in office on the national stage when she actually was making that money, she may not have gotten the chance — Romney once said:
“I wanna make sure that every new computer sold in this country after I’m president has installed on it a filter to block all pornography and that parents can click that filter to make sure their kids don’t see that kinda stuff coming in on their computer.”
As you can imagine, Jenna Jameson endorsing Mitt Romney has caused quite a stir on Twitter — below are a sampling of the reaction as seen on the microblogging site.
Having made a career out of working with big d*cks, Jenna Jameson said she feels comfortable around Romney.
— Sabine Mariano (@TweetEverstrong) August 3, 2012
Jenna Jameson has endorsed Mitt Romney. We’ll need a couple calculators to tally up their total number of positions.
#p2#tcot— Gabe Ortíz (@TUSK81) August 3, 2012
“if there’s one thing Jenna Jameson and I have in common we’ll bend over backwards to please you”-Mitt Romney
— Rami Boraie (@ramsville) August 3, 2012
Years from now, Jenna Jameson will reflect on her life and realize that endorsing Mitt Romney was easily the most shameful thing she’s done.
— CJ Sullivan (@CJVLR) August 3, 2012
