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Category: Odd + Funny Author : Bang Posted: July 10, 2009
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Hugh Hefner is being sued for $3 billion, wait till you hear the reason why



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Hugh Hefner is being sued for $3 billion by a woman claiming she is the reincarnation of “Venus Aphrodite Demilio”.

Sheri Allred – who also says she is possessed by “the most beautifulest angel Lucifer (sic)” – has filed papers at the Los Angeles Superior Court in which she claims the Playboy mogul is part of a pedophile organization which targeted her when she was five.

In the lengthy and incoherent statement, obtained by gossip website TMZ, Sheri alleges: “Yes, sir I am asking for 3 billion dollars from Mr. Hefner. He’s been after me since I was a baby,along with a pedophile organization in L.A. when I was about 5 yrs old. He mysteriously was underneath my bed and he grabbed my arm and said that he and forsay the Beatles and he mentioned the names of them. I asked like in my head, since I’m a hat everyone in the world hears my thought’s, a good way to establish peace. So I thought and said you’d better let go of my hand (sic).”

Sheri – who later insists she was “born the biggest hat in the world” – claims Hugh has ruined her life and the lives of her adopted parents. She adds: “He’s always made my life my adopted families lives a mess you realize he’s suppose to be be the centaur of the greek gods. And since I’m really a reincarnation, I really am Venus Aphrodite Demilo the goddess. Along with Roger Dawson he’s Odysseus and everyone I know knows this (sic).”

In the rest of the suit, Sheri claims to be part of the “John Gotti Mafia” and says she belongs to the Getty’s – the wealthy oil family.

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