If you’ve sat in front of your computer as many times as I have and thought: “Jeez, I wish I had a chainsaw that I could plug into my laptop,” then you’ll be thrilled to know that the i.Saw is now available for preorder and will be shipping in the fall of 2009.

$59.95 + shipping will get you this little 8.2 pound powerhouse, perfect for when those pesky zombies break into your office late at night, or when you need that extra negotiating gumption for business meetings that may not be going your way.

From usbchainsaw.com:

“Instant plug ‘n’ play. Zero startup time. Patent-pending technology allows for an unparalleled distribution of power. A first in its class. Works on PC, Mac and most USB-enabled devices.

Cut through different types of wood as you would with a full-sized electric chainsaw. Saw chain (included) delivers fast cutting speed with good efficiency. i.Saw guide bar is also compatible with most third-party saw chains.”