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		<title>Zombie Survival Kit Goes On Sale</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jul 2012 21:07:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Evon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Odd News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Zombie Apocalypse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[zombie attack]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[zombie survival]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br />The zombie apocalypse is coming. That&#8217;s a fact. The only real question that remains is: How are you going to survive? Well, OpticsPlanet hopes to make that choice an easy one for you. For just $24,000 you can but a zombie survival kit. The Z.E.R.O. (Zombie Extermination, Research, and Operations) Zombie Kit contains a first aid kit, [...]<p><a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/280488/zombie-survival-kit-goes-on-sale/">Zombie Survival Kit Goes On Sale</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.inquisitr.com">The Inquisitr</a></p>
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<p>The zombie apocalypse is coming. That&#8217;s a fact. The only real question that remains is: How are you going to survive? Well, <a title="optics planet" href="http://www.opticsplanet.com/zero-zombie-kit.html">OpticsPlanet hopes</a> to make that choice an easy one for you. For just $24,000 you can but a zombie survival kit.</p>
<p>The Z.E.R.O. (Zombie Extermination, Research, and Operations) Zombie Kit contains a first aid kit, some special zombie gloves, a compass, some night vision goggles, solar chargers, a zombie apocalypse knife, and research equipment so that you can work on a zombie cure.</p>
<p>Optics Planet writes:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;Deep within the primal centers of your brain, you realize the dead have risen to claim our once-peaceful realm. What do you do? What do you need?&#8230; There is no room for error when dealing with the undead. <strong>Our Z.E.R.O. (Zombie Extermination, Research and Operations) Kit</strong>takes into account all the different aspects of surviving the looming zombie apocalypse. When the undead hordes rise from their shallow graves to wreak havoc on all decent civilization, you&#8217;ll need to both fight back (Extermination), and find a cure (Research).&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>The zombie survival kit, as well as the $24,000 price tag (marked down from $31,375) seem like a joke. But OpticsPlanet is taking the zombie apocalypse pretty seriously. OK, they also kind of think it&#8217;s a joke.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s the video for their zombie survival kit.</p>
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<p>Are you ready for the zombie apocalypse? Do you think this zombie survival kit is the key to survival?</p>
<p><a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/280488/zombie-survival-kit-goes-on-sale/">Zombie Survival Kit Goes On Sale</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.inquisitr.com">The Inquisitr</a></p>
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