Video: Guido Beach, mating season

This does not appear to be a parody.

You’ve seen the memes. The orange skin. The quadruple popped collars on demotivational posters. And having been born and raised on Long Island, I can exclusively confirm they exist.

Witness below, the guido in its natural habitat. Guido Beach (for realz) down the shore in New Jersey. In this fascinating six minute clip, you will gain insight into their plans to “breed” more bouncers and the females of the species sparring over a male. Some NSFW language.

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