Britney’s Stunning Driving Record Shines On

Britney Spears just can’t get a break. This fallen star managed to boost ratings for How I Met Your Mother and stay tame with the fam, but good things don’t last forever, now do they?

According to current reports, Britney rear-ended a car at a red light today. Was she distracted? Was she texting, holding a dog, drinking Starbs with cream, or just not paying attention? The mind reels. It doesn’t look like anyone was injured, which is Good. Brit can’t take a hit like that, not with the already-fragile custody deal she has going on.

For anyone familiar with her driving, none of this will be a surprise.