Akron, Ohio – A local woman has adopted a creative strategy in order to get herself some much-desired plastic surgery. The cost of two new cans is simply too much for the woman, so she has taken to panhandling in a bikini in order to come up with the funds.
Chrissy Lance, a 37-year-old single mom, needs $5,000 for a new pair of breasts, so she’s taken to the streets in a pink bikini, camped out at a busy intersection in Akron, Ohio, with a humorous sign that reads, “Not homeless. Need boobs,” with little winky-faces on either side. The perky and amicable brunette told local reporters that she got the idea from – where else – other beggars, reports NY Daily. The only difference is that she made sure to go through the proper channels and get a panhandler’s license before setting up shop.
“I see people panhandling every day, so why not panhandle for boobs,” said Lance, who lives in Rittman, Ohio. “It’s original. I’ve never seen anybody do it.”
(yeah, we’ll give you that)
In addition to being a single mom, Lance is also a college student and a bar waitress at a local pub. She says that the money she makes is enough to pay the bills and live comfortably, but there’s little left over for plastic surgery, reports local affiliate Fox8. She feels that breast implants will greatly improve her self-esteem, but hasn’t collected much so far aside from some googly-eyes and around $90.
Nevertheless, she is determined to maintain her post until she reaches her goal.
“Everyone that knows me, knows that I am a wild one,” she said.
Here are some pictures of Chrissy Lance, the bikini panhandler. How long do you think it’ll take her to get her $5,000 for breast implants at the rate she’s going? Sound off below!
well, that all depends on how many perverted, rich, old men live in the area…..
That's funny shit.
HA! look on my wall- a friend of mine took a pic of her when she was in Akron the other day- ridiculous
Looks like she also needs a sandwich!
"a 37-year-old single mom, needs $5,000 for a new pair of breasts" NO. She does not NEED boobs. She wants them. What she NEEDS to do is resolve her daddy/mommy issues, LOVE HERSELF for who she is/or has the potential to be then become that person. She NEEDS to take care of her child and use her extra money to, oh IDK, put in a college fund for the child. She needs to either be strong enough to be independent and not worry about what people think of her breast or find a strong man that will love her not for how big her boobs are "but for how big her heart is" (awww). She feels it "will greatly improve her self-esteem", hit the gym, start running or swimming. The dopamine/endorphine dump you get after running 3mi and swimming for half an hour at 0600 is INCREDIBLE. It's like a natural version of the drug from the movie "Limitless". This is ridiculous. My viewpoint is coming from a 21 y.o. male college student who LOVES big boobs, but a confident women who is doing something productive with her life and isn't still bartending at 37 and loves herself is SO much sexier than this. That's why I love MY small breasted girl, because of what's IN her chest, not on it, and what's in her head.