Jason Biggs: The “Leaked” Magic Mike Audition Tape

Jason Biggs showed off some of his not so sultry stripping moves in American Pie with Shannon Elizabeth, but did he have what it takes to beat out Matthew McCaunaghey for the part of Dallas in Magic Mike… probably not.

As a recently “leaked audition tape” by his wife Jenny Mollen via twitter today demonstrates, he should probably stick to comedy. (At the very least not wasting his time on the Magic Mike sequel.)

Perez Hilton even commented on the video, stating that:

“And well, let’s just say… all those years of thrusting apple pie definitely prepared him to rival Matthew McConaughey! Ha!”

The audition begins with moustached Biggs dressed in a cowboy hat, blue jeans, and plaid shirt as he recites a few lines from the script in his hands and interacting with the off-screen “talent scout” (wife Jenny Mollen).

Jason runs through two scenes with the talent scout while gyrating, grinding and touching himself through his clothes. (It’s all very disturbing.)

Then comes the strip. With Ginuwine’s hit song My Pony playing in the background, Biggs leaves very little to the imagination, as he begins stripping down to a g-string while grinding into his cowboy hat.

The Insider’s Raphael Chestang notes that, “With enough crotch grabs to put Michael Jackson to shame, Jason seems determined to put a smile on your face one way or another.” Chestang also remarks that, should you watch the video, you will be able to “feast your eyes on the creepy gyrations and awkward air humping of Jason Biggs.”

The following tweet is the original post by Jenny Mollen, Jason Biggs’ self-described “talent scout,” complete with video, for your amusement:

Haha, Jason’s gonna be pissed! Check it out… youtube.com/watch?v=7dyyUP…

— Biggs_assistant (@biggs_assistant) July 12, 2012

After watching the video, do you think that Jason Biggs deserved the role of Dallas instead of Matthew McCaunaghey?

[Images courtesy of The New York Daily News]