It’s hard to imagine Prince Harry as being lonely, but fans would like to see him settle down like his brother, Prince William, and perhaps have some Ginger babies, instead of becoming the next Prince Albert of Monaco. But is Prince Harry truly the Jennifer Aniston of the royal family?
According to the Inquisitr, the rumor that Prince Harry has a bit of something-something going on with Princess Kate’s sister, Pippa Middleton has been dogging him for some time, and it’s not going away. The big story that was going around was that Prince Harry and Pippa were hooking up at the royal wedding, and that Princess Kate was not amused. Then there was the story of Pippa popping into Harry’s apartment, and him throwing down with a pasta dinner. Does Prince Harry really cook with Adele on the stereo?
— Kensington Palace (@KensingtonRoyal) January 28, 2016
Vanity Fair is reporting that like the rumors that Jennifer Aniston would end up being a spinster, the worry is that Prince Harry will be a prince-ter. The headlines that dogged Aniston like, “her secret shame,” and “will Jennifer Aniston always be alone?” have a male version, and we are seeing it now in reference to Prince Harry. “The last straw, as Harry’s wildest friend gets married!” read a recent headline. And recently, Prince Harry admitted he might be ready to find a wife.
“I’m not dating and for the first time ever I want to find a wife.”
So the media concerning Prince Harry getting married off is getting louder.
Expect Us Weekly to run a “THE LONELY PRINCE” coverline; expect People to go for a (slightly kinder) “WHY PRINCE HARRY IS WAITING TO SETTLE DOWN.” Expect OK! to run five miles with it and tout “THE SECRET, SHOCKING REASON PRINCE HARRY IS STILL SINGLE.”
— Marie Claire (@marieclaireuk) January 28, 2016
The Sun called Prince Harry “the last man standing,” as his last closest friend just got married. Friends have started buzzing that it won’t be long now.
“He’s always wondering if women like him purely for his position, so he mainly hangs around the posh girls he’s known for years. But what girl, even if she’s madly in love, wants to settle for the boring constraints of being a full-time royal and all the scrutiny it brings?”
Now, all of his mates are pairing off, and unless Prince Harry is going to recruit new, younger friends, it might be time to grow up.
“Now all his mates are getting married and having babies so he’s the last man standing.”
Suddenly, Harry is at a different place in life than all of his friends.
“All the chat at all the dinner parties I go to is either about having babies, trying to have babies or what to do with them once they arrive.”
And Harry says that he has learned a whole lot of things he never thought he’s know about breasts.
“I feel like I know everything there is to know about breast-feeding. It’s all my mates talk about now.”
But it seems like Prince Harry, who is reported to be the best uncle ever, wants kids of his own.
“I would love to have kids right now but there is a process one has to go through. Hopefully I’m doing all right by myself. It would be great to have someone next to me to share the pressure but the time will come and whatever happens happens.”
— VANITY FAIR (@VanityFair) January 26, 2016
Do you think that Prince Harry will find himself a princess soon?
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