Witness a grand-mal hissyfit, covertly captured on a webcam by the heartily amused brother of a kid whose mom canceled his World of Warcraft account.

The WoW episode of South Park springs to mind- “How do we kill that which has no life?” An action packed two minutes and seven seconds sees the distraught teen stripping, darting in and out of the closet and unleashing the rage of datelessness onto a poor, innocent duvet. From which he emerges with fewer clothes than he started with.

If it’s real, homeslice needs to go outside and discover boobs, I’m just sayin’.