Rihanna’s Idiot Father Hopes For Reconciliation With Chris Brown, Calls Them The “Perfect Couple”

Rihanna’s father has given his daughter his blessing to get back together with her ex Chris Brown, calling them “the perfect couple” in a recent interview.

Wait, wait, let him explain. Ronald Fenty, Rihanna’s father, or RihannaPop, has made some harsh, awful, and downright idiotic comments in the past, but let him explain.

According to Fenty, 23-year-old Brown has matured since he beat Fenty’s own daughter three years ago and got into a violent, destructive scrape with singer Drake, oh, only a few weeks ago. “Chris has matured a lot,” he said. “I think everybody has to put the past behind them. And they seem to have done that. Being a couple is all up to her.”

Reunion rumors have been making media rounds lately, what with their mutual collaboration on two songs recently. Though they may have put the dark aspects of their troubled relationship behind them, it doesn’t necessarily mean a reunion, as both singers are currently linked to other people, notes NY Daily. This all goes to show that Ronald Fenty’s knowledge of his daughter’s life comes strictly from the tabloids and that his read of people ranks somewhere below common sense.

Anyway.

Pardoning Brown’s abuse of his own daughter, Fenty continued, “Everyone is entitled to make a mistake. Her fans are hoping it will happen. They see them as a perfect couple.”

Brown father, by contrast, has advised his son to stay away from Rihanna, according to the KY Post. “I do not condone everything that goes on with Chris, but I love my son with all my being. I am always concerned about him… He can make his own decisions. But, as a concerned parent, I would rather they not have any involvement… Sometimes you need to cut the strings and move beyond the past,” (Read: doing parenting right).

Ronald Fenty, if you’re Googling yourself right now like all wanton douche-bags are prone to do – you’re an idiot.