Jennifer Lawrence Says She Masturbated To Larry David

You’ll Never Believe What Jennifer Lawrence Says She ‘Masturbated’ To [Hint: It Involves Bernie Sanders]

Jennifer Lawrence has revealed her ultimate sexual fantasy, and you definitely won’t be able to guess what it is and who it involves. She’s worked with hot Hollywood actors like Liam Hemsworth, Bradley Cooper, and Chris Pratt, but none of them look anything like the male celebrity who she would love to hook up with the most.

During her recent interview with Glamour, Jennifer Lawrence touched on a wide range of topics including fashion, Hollywood’s gender wage gap, her leaked nude photos, and sex. While talking about her love life (or lack thereof), Jennifer clarified a comment that she previously made during her December 2015 Vogue interview. Jennifer tried to claim that she wasn’t having sex because no guys ever ask her out, and she joked that her hymen was starting to grow back (she now says that her dry spell has lasted so long that it’s completely intact again). However, it turns out that her claim that she’s reluctantly celibate because no one hits on her isn’t completely true.

“No, it’s that I’m picky,” Lawrence said after being asked about her previous comments. “I feel a spark very, very rarely. And it’s really only about spark for me. Not really anything else. You should see some of the people I find attractive. [Laughs.] You’d be shocked.”

Glamour Editor-in-Chief Cindi Leive was conducting Jennifer Lawrence’s interview, and of course, she had to ask the actress to provide an example of one of her odd celebrity crushes.

“I gave Larry David my number. And he never called,” Jennifer revealed.

The 25-year-old actress went on to speculate that the 68-year-old Curb Your Enthusiasm star didn’t call her because he “has a moral compass” and wouldn’t date someone who is four decades younger than he is. Unfortunately for Jennifer Lawrence, this just makes her pine for him more.

“I love that he didn’t call me. It makes him so much hotter,” Lawrence quipped.

Larry David Is The Object Of Jennifer Lawrence's Obsession
Jennifer Lawrence says she has a huge crush on Larry David [Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Tony Awards Productions]
Jennifer Lawrence went on to reveal that she’s an extremely big fan of the Bernie Sanders impression that Larry David did on Saturday Night Live. The funnier Larry is, the more hot and bothered Jennifer seems to get.

“Yes! I masturbated to it,” Lawrence said after she was asked if she saw Larry David spoofing Bernie Sanders on SNL. However, she didn’t really get off on watching “Bernie” claim that he only owns one pair of underwear that he dries on a radiator – Jennifer quickly added that she was just joking.

According to ETonline, Jennifer Lawrence previously talked about her Larry David crush during an appearance on Late Night with Seth Meyers, so her revelation about having the hots for the sexagenarian probably won’t surprise some readers. During the same interview, Jennifer made things extremely awkward by also admitting that she used to have a huge crush on Seth. She told the talk show host that she was convinced that he was going to ask her out when she hosted Saturday Night Live in 2013 (Lawrence seems to have a thing for sketch comedy guys), but Seth never made a move.

Jennifer Lawrence was so desperate to score a date with Seth Meyers that she told the wardrobe lady that she was going to ask him out herself, and it’s a good thing that she decided to confide in someone about her plan – the wardrobe lady informed her that Seth Meyers was engaged.

Jennifer Lawrence Tells Seth Meyers She Fantasized About Him
Unfortunately for Jennifer Lawrence, Seth Meyers is now married to Alexi Ashe [Photo by Theo Wargo/Getty Images]
Jennifer Lawrence told Seth Meyers about her Larry David obsession after she informed him about her failed plan to ask the talk show host out, and Seth said that the Larry thing made him feel “a little less awesome” about being one of Jennifer’s celebrity crushes.

In case you’re wondering, Larry has actually responded to Jennifer Lawrence’s many comments about him. According to the Wrap, Larry seems to agree with Jennifer that their age difference is an issue.

“It’s a shame that I’m about 40 years older than she is,” David said. “I don’t think I could do it. On one hand it’s very flattering and on another hand, it’s kind of a shame — in terms of timing. I’d have fun watching the reality show of it though.”

Jennifer Lawrence may not ever get to hook up with Larry David in real life, but who knows? Maybe David O. Russell will make Jennifer’s dream come true by convincing Larry to play her much-older lover in a future film.

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