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Vladimir Putin Is An Immortal Who Hasn’t Changed In 100 Years, And The Internet Has Photographic Proof

By JohnThomas Didymus
Published on: 23:12 PST, Dec 15, 2015

Fans of the Russian President Vladimir Putin have always known there is something special about the man they admire, but convincing skeptics like you and me has been the obstacle to the worldwide growth and expansion of the Cult of Putin.

But now Putin’s fans may have stumbled on evidence sufficient to prove that their swaggering hero is a mythical time-travelling super-being hundreds or maybe even thousands of years of old.

Recently, conspiracy theorists began circulating on social networks photos of Putin purportedly taken nearly a hundred years ago. The first photo, reportedly taken in 1920, shows the Russian strongman in a military uniform. The second photo, purportedly taken in 1941, also shows Putin as a decorated military pilot.

And according to conspiracy theorists, the photos reveal a shocking truth — Putin’s “youthful” looks have not changed in nearly a hundred years.

The latest photographic evidence — according to conspiracy theorists — adds to mounting evidence that Putin is an immortal being who has lived for centuries. Despite having lived over the centuries playing prominent roles in history, he has managed to avoid drawing attention to the fact of his immortality by assuming several guises.

Many fans believe that the earliest evidence of Putin in history comes from his incarnation as the infamous Prince of Wallachia, Vlad (III) Dracula or Vlad the Impaler, whose name was popularized by author Bram Stoker in his 1879 novel Dracula as the vampire Count Dracula.

Vlad The Impaler Or Vlad Dracular
The Infamous Vlad III Dracula Or Vlad The Impaler (c. 1456-1462) (Image Wikimedia/Public Doman)

“[Vlad the Imapler] roasted children, whom he fed to their mothers. And (he) cut off the breasts of women, and forced their husbands to eat them. After that, he had them all impaled.”

“I [Vlad III Dracula] have killed peasants men and women, old and young, who lived at Oblucitza and Novoselo… We killed 23,884 Turks without counting those whom we burned in homes or the Turks whose heads were cut by our soldiers…”

Putin admirers have also presented “concrete” evidence on social media that the Russian president may have lived in 1500s, during the Italian Renaissance.

Putin’s signature mocking expression lurks behind the enigmatic smile on the face of the world famous Mona Lisa by the Renaissance painter Leonardo da Vinci, now housed at the Louvre in Paris.

Putin, according to his admirers, lived during the Renaissance era in the 1500s as Lisa del Giocondo (June 15, 1497 -July 15, 1542), also known as Lisa Gherardini. A portrait of Lisa — the Mona Lisa — by Leonardo da Vinci was commissioned by her husband Francesco di Bartolomeo di Zanobi del Giocondo, a cloth and silk merchant, and later an official in Florence.

You only need to scrutinize the painting – with insight derived from the piece of information that Putin had lived as Lisa Gherardini in the 1500s – to see the truth that the woman in the Mona Lisa painting was actually Putin in disguise. After his bloody career as Vlad III Dracula, Putin presumably chose to go undercover and live a simple, uneventful life as the wife of a minor Italian official and cloth merchant. According to Putin’s admirers, the image analysis above provides indisputable photographic proof that Putin was Mona Lisa.

Putin fans say there is evidence their hero also lived as in the 18th century and later in the 19th century as a Greek general (see photographic proof below).

The immortal Putin posed for other great painters such as the Dutch artist Jan van Eyck and the painter MC Esher (see photographic proof below).

And don’t be fooled by 63-year-old Putin’s publicized keep-fit regime, which includes riding shirtless on wild bears. Putin fans have generously let us into the secret of how he sustains his immortal life. According to Putinologists, he absorbs the life force of innocent children to recharge his life. He was recently caught pants-down, secretly adding a few hundred years to his life through the sinister and nefarious act of feeding on the life force of young, innocent and unsuspecting victims (see photographic proof below).

According to Putin fans and conspiracy theorists, the world missed the hidden significance of Putin’s participation in the recent march of the so-called “Immortal Regiment Moscow” to honor veterans of Russia’s “Great Patriotic War” that ended in victory over Nazi Germany.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7B0-iJBAkY

Putin joined the march as an “immortal” carrying a portrait of his father (cough… cough) who also fought the Nazis during World War II.

[Image via Kremlin.ru/Wikimedia]

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