There’s No Way That Paris Hilton Likes 100% Poly Hair

An unfortunate name is just the beginning: Paris Hilton’s “Bandit” hair extensions don’t have much promise in the high-end world. Besides being 100% polyester and available in only eight colors, they also attach with Velcro. Ready to scream “Fail”? Here’s the kicker: while debuting the look in a rhinestone-covered mini in Malibu this weekend, her hands kept reaching up to make sure the hair extensions were still there.

At least Paris’s previous Dream Catchers hair extensions were actually made of hair. Has Paris lowered her standards for a bit of extra cash?

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