Comfort Wipe will change the way you wipe your ass

I’m just…. wow. Introducing the Comfort Wipe, the “biggest revolution in the bathroom since the invention of toilet paper,” or something like that.

The Ass Comfort Wipe is essentially a shower brush you use to wipe your ass. Insert the toilet paper in the Comfort Wipe, then poke that stick where the sun don’t shine. Once you’ve wiped, you squeeze the end to release the toilet paper straight down your shitter….a full exercise that probably takes about three times as long as normal ass wiping, but at least you didn’t have to put your hands there.

The Comfort Wipe video as follows. I think though that they’re doing it the wrong way around. Turn it upside down then push through hole hard for maximum effect.

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