War against small dogs continues: police shoot overweight miniature sausage dog
American police have continued their fight in the War against Small Dogs by shooting dead an overweight miniature sausage dog.
11 year old miniature dachshund Killer (the name was meant to be ironic, because he was nothing of the sort) is claimed to have barked, and then lunged at an police officer in Danville, Virginia. Despite Killer’s small stature and rotund waist line, the officer choose to shot the dog on the spot, after all, you can’t trust those crafty foreign dogs with their funny names and brown fur.
Neighbors told local media that Killer was a friendly neighborhood dog that had never acted violently before. “He was just a little house dog” one said. Local police representatives are naturally saying that the war against small dogs is completely fair, and the officer was acting within department policy.
The shooting follows the shooting of a Chihuahua in Ohio earlier this week.