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War against small dogs continues: police shoot overweight miniature sausage dog

Posted: June 11, 2009

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American police have continued their fight in the War against Small Dogs by shooting dead an overweight miniature sausage dog.

11 year old miniature dachshund Killer (the name was meant to be ironic, because he was nothing of the sort) is claimed to have barked, and then lunged at an police officer in Danville, Virginia. Despite Killer’s small stature and rotund waist line, the officer choose to shot the dog on the spot, after all, you can’t trust those crafty foreign dogs with their funny names and brown fur.

Neighbors told local media that Killer was a friendly neighborhood dog that had never acted violently before. “He was just a little house dog” one said. Local police representatives are naturally saying that the war against small dogs is completely fair, and the officer was acting within department policy.

The shooting follows the shooting of a Chihuahua in Ohio earlier this week.

Category: Odd + Funny
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Posted: June 11, 2009
Duncan Riley

By Duncan Riley









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2 Archived Responses to “ War against small dogs continues: police shoot overweight miniature sausage dog ”

  1. John Matthew Beene
    Jul 4, 2011

    Escalation of force.

  2. Deedee Bynum
    Apr 6, 2012

    Be for real! That dog couldn't have caught the officer if he was standing still, it was so overweight. It just seems over the last couple of years we shoot everything and everybody just for the heck of it. That's what is wrong with this country, TOO MANY GUNS, and too many morons carrying them.