Fresh from claiming his mother was the sexiest person alive, Transformers star Shia LaBeouf is now telling the world that he’s seen his parents have sex, and more.

LaBeouf tells the latest issue of Parade magazine that his humor from: “[From] seeing my parents have sex, smoke weed, my mom being naked … [and] twisted R-rated humor.”

But just because he shouldn’t stop there, he goes on to talk about the breakup with China Brezner by claiming actors and bottom feeders, and that he’s an alcoholic:

“The good actors are all screwed up. They’re all in pain. It’s a profession of bottom-feeders and heartbroken people. Maybe it was career pressure. … Maybe I chose work. Every man has those feelings of escape and survival. I know you shouldn’t be that way. I’m trying to understand it and find the answers. I don’t have them now. Why did the love of my life and I break up? … Man, I have no idea. What was that all about? I have no answers to anything. None. Why am I an alcoholic? I haven’t a damn clue! What is life about? I don’t know.”

Creepy is the word that naturally comes to find, but freaky might be closer to the mark.