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Karl Lagerfeld’s Cat Owns 20 iPads, Has Two Personal Maids

It’s official: Karl Lagerfeld’s cat might well be the most spoiled pet in celeb world. The pampered puss was discussed by Lagerfeld in his recent interview with Women’s Wear Daily, and let’s just say he did a bang-up job of reinforcing the stereotype that fashionistas are nuts.

The designer was chatting to WWD about the tour of his traveling exhibition with Carine Roitfeld, “The Little Black Jacket,” yet talk soon drifted onto Lagerfeld’s home life, and the female who shared his abode: his nine-month-old Siamese cat, Choupette. Reflecting on his beloved pet, Lagerfeld revealed:

“She is like a kept woman. She has a strong personality. She has lunch and dinner with me on the table, with her own food. She doesn’t touch my food. She doesn’t want to eat on the floor. She sleeps under a pillow and she even knows how to use an iPad. She has two personal maids, for both night and day. She is beyond spoiled.”

Yeah bitches, Karl Lagerfeld’s cat has two personal maids. But it gets better, because Choupette has a diary. And Choupette’s inability to write means there’s somebody out there who is paid cash money to write the diary of Karl Lagerfeld’s cat. What a life, my friends, what a life. And we haven’t even got on to the subject of Choupette’s 20 iPads, have we? Lagerfeld did us the favor of tweeting a pic of Choupette playing on one of her personal tablets.

As for how he dresses his moggy, it seems Choupette won’t ever be one of those cats posed in sunglasses for a lolcats site:

“I don’t like animals in human clothes. I think that’s very circuslike.”

Yeah, that’s just weird. And Karl doesn’t do weird, guys.