Category: Odd + Funny Author : Duncan Riley Posted: May 23, 2009
Tags : rihanna, rihanna new york, rihanna shopping soho
Rihanna was out and about in New York on Friday, shopping at the Intermix boutique in SoHo and photographic evidence suggests that the the pop superstar was attacked by some type of vampire lizard and a crazed rooster.
As seen in the photo above, Rhianna had a black rooster on her head, flawless makeup, bright red lipstick and the look was topped off with a pair of expensive shades that probably cost her more than I make in a month, even though I saw the same pair on the rack on a gas station counter last week for $9.99.
In the photo below, you can see what appears to be either a vampire lizard or baby crocodile on her neck. It’s head is hidden behind her collar so it’s safe to assume the lizard is latched onto her jugular and she simply couldn’t shake it off before she went shopping.
P.S. If any fashion blogs are interested in hiring a writer, I’m available on a part-time basis, but I ain’t cheap.
May 23, 2009
I love this necklace. Where did she get it?
May 24, 2009
you look so greeat rihanna l love you
May 24, 2009
l like you rihanna
May 24, 2009
Whoever wrote this sucks, and doesn't know a thing about fashion. Rihanna has been experimenting with her hair. The lizard joke was also very LAME. Grow up and get a real job! Love you Rihanna, you are nonetheless, amazing.
May 24, 2009
Just because you're wealthy doesn't mean that you can call any Helen Keller-designed outfit “fashion”.
May 25, 2009
i like her brows.
May 26, 2009
i like her brows, too.
May 29, 2009
don't expect to paid for this
May 29, 2009
to be paid for this*
Jan 10, 2012
woooooooooo nic