Jennifer Aniston Finally Has a Man!
Jennifer Aniston has managed to net one, and his name is John Mayer. That’s certainly good for her, since this girl has seemed sadly single since more or less The Brad Years. Sure, there have been men about, but nothing too solid. Now Jen’s been spotted kissing John in Miami and looking really happy. Take that, Jolie-Pitts! Now we won’t have to suffer through “Jealous Jen” tabloid headlines.
Thank goodness. Now the Cox-Arquettes can finally vacation alone again.